Friday, April 17, 2009

25/365

Have I ever mentioned how good I am at parking space poaching? I mean, I'm really good at it. When the parking lot I happen to be in has only the farthest spot on the planet left, I strategically place myself where I will have the most convenient viewing angle. Normally, I can watch the all of my unsuspecting victims exit the building and see what direction they go in. I wait until just before the lot opens up to let people in again but right after I see a steady line of cars leaving. Then I pounce!.. I always get a front spot because patience is a virtue. You just learned valuable information that you can use in real life situations. You'll thank me later.

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