18/365

You can't tell, but the bushy shape in the background of this photo is of a woman who had, not moments before, snuggling annoyingly while standing next to our table at Chili's. While it might have been cute at any other time, it is not cute after I have two margaritas and notice that they BOTH have ridiculous bushy hair. Fair warning for anyone else who happens to be in my line of vision while I'm drinking. Kara and Jill and I also witnessed a car accident. More like a hit and run. We followed them obviously and threatened (from the safety of our car) to call the police. "Okay officers, don't breathalize us, but we followed the perpetrators to their house for you. Just doing our duty. Again, don't breathalize us."